The big big news of the new New Year (2009) is the return of Richard M., a long absent commentator to this site. (Actual name is Ricardo Montelray.)
Richard was spotted making a comment on the New Years Day post late New Years Day.
Is this a sign he will return to his illustrious commenting with the same vigor?
Or is it true, what many believe, that it’s all a hoax? That it’s an elaborate conspiracy by the creators of Omega13 to inject a little drama and excitement into their lame little website.
But perhaps it really is Richard M. back from sherpa-ing in the Himalayas.
And if it is all a prank, does anyone care?
Could you really blame Omega13 for creating an ingenious method, so intricately laid, so utterly pathetic, to entice Sir Richard M. to return to their lowly parcel in the dank trenches of the web?
Yes… Sir Richard M. The man, the myth, the legend, the sherpa… if you are still out there, and if you can hear me, remember…
The Schwartz is in you, Richard! The Schwartz is in you!
(cue the A-Team theme)