Jan
09
Posted (Trey) in News on January-9-2009

The big big news of the new New Year (2009) is the return of Richard M., a long absent commentator to this site. (Actual name is Ricardo Montelray.)

Richard was spotted making a comment on the New Years Day post late New Years Day.

Is this a sign he will return to his illustrious commenting with the same vigor?

Or is it true, what many believe, that it’s all a hoax? That it’s an elaborate conspiracy by the creators of Omega13 to inject a little drama and excitement into their lame little website.

But perhaps it really is Richard M. back from sherpa-ing in the Himalayas.

And if it is all a prank, does anyone care?

Could you really blame Omega13 for creating an ingenious method, so intricately laid, so utterly pathetic, to entice Sir Richard M. to return to their lowly parcel in the dank trenches of the web?

Yes… Sir Richard M.  The man, the myth, the legend, the sherpa… if you are still out there, and if you can hear me, remember…

The Schwartz is in you, Richard! The Schwartz is in you!

(cue the A-Team theme)


Comments:
Stacy on January 11th, 2009 at 2:54 am #

I think this Richard is not commenting on purpose… How sad!

Richard Montgomery on January 14th, 2009 at 1:13 am #

Isn’t this the time that the Omega-13 theme music comes in (similar to Ric Flair’s entrance) as to let everyone know that the legend has returned to his rightful place at the bottom of the O-13 food chain? Oh, BTW…what does it take to get you to call someone back once and awhile, eh?

Trey on January 14th, 2009 at 1:31 am #

Yeah, sorry about that. There’s been a LOT going on, but I’ll fill you in soon. You aren’t by any chance free Wed. or Thur. of this week? And, oh yes, all hail King Richard!

Ryan on January 16th, 2009 at 12:38 am #

Wait a minute … how do we know that this is the real Richard Montgomery? Maybe Trey’s decided to force the issue and assume a disguise? Oh, sure, it seems like it could be really be him, but how can we know? Will the real Richard Montgomery please stand up! Oh, and if it really is you, Richard, welcome back to the party. We’ve got some fun stuff being planned.

Richard on January 16th, 2009 at 4:35 am #

I could have made myself available either of those days, but unfortunately I did not see your message. I can be free whenever you can make yourself available. A heads up to both of you, Super Bowl party will be here soon so make plans to take off work, and come pull up a chair for a few hours so we can attempt to remember the good ole’ days, and maybe even rock out with some Rock Band 2 and Guitar Hero: World Tour. Oh, and to prove it is me, I am the guy that dragged you on to my hit television show to be 2 of my first 4 contestants. Those were the days. Maybe someday I will be able to pull the footage from the tapes I still have an edit together the final handful of episodes.

Ryan on January 16th, 2009 at 10:51 am #

For the sake of all humanity let’s hope you don’t get that footage off tape.

Trey on January 16th, 2009 at 12:45 pm #

Actually, after I made the comment, it turned out I wasn’t free either day! So I’m going to try some old fashioned reverse psych on our friend, Fate, and say my schedule is all booked up until the year 2099.

Richard on January 16th, 2009 at 3:13 pm #

The footage that I need to get off those tapes are not from the episodes that you guys were on. They were ones from later in the series. Will either or both of you be able to come to said party? Trey, if you are free to talk on the phone or get together today thru Monday, let me know, as I am off work all of these days.

Stacy on January 18th, 2009 at 12:50 am #

I’ve been replaced… ::weeps softly:: Well, fine. But I bet I’m cuter!

Ryan on January 18th, 2009 at 1:39 am #

Who says you’ve been replaced?

Stacy on January 18th, 2009 at 5:25 pm #

I know when I’ve been insulted! I know when I’ve been insulted! (Yes, ladies and gents, she was quoting A Charlie Brown Christmas… Not that anyone would know that)

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